I am a Godman!

Yeh blog roz din mein teen baar padho...kripa aajayegi!

Prabhu ko tum se kuch nai chahiye...Iss article ke anth mein hamara bank account                       number likha hai. Kripa cheque bhej de...aashirwaad.

Do I sound like that man to whom your mother, aunt, uncle, father and grandparents pray and follow? Ohh yeah! You got it right...I am a Godman!!!!!

* Lighting, Thunder and Sound *

Hey don’t you laugh! This is a serious matter...the next big thing of 21^st century. Being a Baba, Guru, Bapu, Maharaj has become a big deal. Dude you are all over the news channels, you have security around you (sometimes even police), you are filthy rich, you have a ever expanding business empire, you have awesome collection of high end cars and if you have rich clients then you get to roam around in private jets. Yoooohhhhoooo!!!

Dad- Tujhe zindagi mein kya bana hai beta?
Me- (Deep thinking) Dad I want to be a Godman.

Dad looks at me with confused and wide open eyes. He thinks his good-for-nothing son is over-dosed with cocaine or something. Hmmm I seriously wish you could say this to my dad and this damn society...but here I am writing this article. (By this age, I would have been a millionaire)

It may should insane but it’s not that tough to become another Godman in this country. What you need to be a famous Godman?

1. Sanskrit ka gyaan (Good knowledge of Sanskrit)

2. Tyag and veragya (Sacrifice)

3. Mukti ki bhavana (Feeling of salvation)

4. Sevaks (Helpers- both males and females)

5. Prabhu ka purnajanam avatar (God’s rebirth)

6. Chamatkar se bhari kahaniyas (Stories full of miracles)

7. Bhagvan ka naam japna (Chanting God’s name)

8. Jan seva (Presence in audience)

9. Safed ya narangi rang ke vastra (Most important- Wear white or orange)

10. Obviously you should have long hair and dark beard that will add value to your resume.

You follow these 10 points manual and in coming years people will fall on your feet seeking your blessings and advices. In worst cases, people will ask you to give them cure for a disease. I think I should do some more kripa on you- Your expected work profile-

1. Arrange Pravachan for a large audience. If the number of your audience is decreasing that means you are in trouble. (Competition in market)

2. Declare a good and healthy person as sick because God is not happy for him. (He will give you more money so you can make God happy for him)

We are God fearing people not God loving

3. Take special care of PR. That will help you in long run.

4. Make stupid comments on the social issues and abuse today’s youth.

5. Tell everyone to leave their home and go on a spiritual path.

6. Talk like a King. (You are above any law and government)

7. Sleep with women in the name of curing them.

8. Be involved in country’s politics but indirectly.

9. Kill a ragpicker’s child in the name of sacrifice to make God happy.

As the time will pass, you will learn more tricks and trades of this business.

Now after much taunting and talks, Why such sick people grow?

The reason is we people. It is not just politicians who are fooling us but also these so called Godmen who are making more and more fame and money by telling us how to lead a good life.

Think for a minute- Why do we need to listen to them...have we lost our mind that we can’t take our own decisions? Try to find God inside you.

They say- This world is made up of materialistic things.

I say- Is it not the reason God has sent us all that we should walk his path even after being surrounded by all these things?

(I could have written about many such people but just that no one should get emotionally hurt, stopped me. Also I accept this fact that not all preachers of God are bad. Some fishes make pond dirty.)